When I was born I was completely covered in hair. I was born on the floor of a barber shop. I graduated Kindergarten summa cum laude. It was here that I developed my passion for cigars, napping and Tchaikovsky. I was also briefly involved in the illegal ivory trade with poachers out of West Africa. And in art I dabbled with the Impressionist movement in scrimshaw. But the salad days were over. Grade school and High school were next. I was not impressed with High school and High school was not impressed with me. After all those years of commitment I still had to purchase the cap and gown for graduation. Education is not free. If you are going to spend your own money on the cap and gown I believe you should be able to purchase the style of your own predilections. I would have liked a hat like Napoleon and a cape not a gown; lined in ermine.I went on to graduate Art College; the Art Institute of Fort Lauderdale. I remember it clearly. It was in Fort Lauderdale.